All In the Family

For the second day in a row, I have to thank a family member for the Seinfeld moment of the day. This one comes courtesy of my daughter, who texted me today to alert me that her corduroy pants were making a noticeable swishing sound when she walked. Thank goodness she wasn't on a job interview!

Eipsode 79 - The Pie

(George enters wearing his new suit, parading and snapping his fingers)

JERRY: Georgio! Nice duds!
GEORGE: You're telling me. (he walks around and the suit makes a swooshing sound) So, what do you think?
JERRY: Did you hear something?
ELAINE: Yeah, like a swoosh.
JERRY: Yeah.
ELAINE: It must be the fabric. It's rubbing between your thighs when you walk. That's what's making that swooshy sound.
(George walks back and forth to verify and it swooshes again)
GEORGE: I probably didn't hear it on the way over because of the street noise. (he panics) This is no good! I got to meet these guys from MacKenzie for lunch in half an hour!
JERRY: So what? What would they care?
GEORGE: This MacKenzie, he's a bit of a nut. Someone told me he fired the last guy because his nose whistled when he breathed.
JERRY: So you think you're not gonna get the job because your pants make a noise?
GEORGE: Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm swooshing all over the place! Who do you think he's gonna hire?