Please refer to the following link for today's Seinfeld moment:
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090124/NEWS10/901240334/-1/archive
Word has it that the extreme measures taken in this particular case were taken only after extensive consultation with a Mr. Bookman, who evidently was brought out of retirement to advise on this matter.
Episode 180 - The Finale, Part 2
[Witness: Joe Bookman, library cop]
Hoyt: State your name.
Bookman: Bookman, Joe Bookman.
Hoyt: And what's your occupation?
Bookman: I'm a library cop.
Hoyt: What does a library cop do?
Bookman: We chase down library delinquents.
Hoyt: Anyone in this room ever delinquent?
Bookman: Yeah, he was. Right over there - Seinfeld.
Hoyt: How long was his book overdue?
Bookman: 25 years. We don't call them delinquent after that long.
Hoyt: What do you call them?
Bookman: Criminals.
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