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Episode 85 - The Hamptons
George: How do women know about shrinkage?
(They see Elaine walking down the hall)
George and Jerry: Elaine! Get over here!
(She enters)
George and Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Friday, January 16, 2009
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