Tuesday, February 17, 2009

But You Are In The Shackles!

I saw an interesting sight in the hallway yesterday here at the corporate behemoth (UPMC, that is). There was a guy in an orange jumpsuit, in shackles, being escorted by several armed prison guards in the direction of the Falk Medical Clinic. Anyway, I was tempted to torment him with my TIME magazine, but I chickened out.

Episode 52 - The Airport

Prisoner: I want the magazine!
George: Umm... No.
Prisoner: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these shackles...
George: But you are Blanche... You *are* in the shackles. Oh, I can't wait to read my *Time* magazine! Laaaast copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow-- in the park! It's supposed to be a beeyootiful day! Have a nice life... sentence, that is!

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