Monday, February 9, 2009

Seinfeld Saves Lives

I was in the Fort lauderdale airport waiting for my flight to depart when I heard this guy yelling "Is there a doctor available?" It turns out that one of the workers in a snack shop had passed out. So I mosey over to the scene along with a couple of other physicians and the only advice we could offer was straight out of Seinfeld:

Episode 143 - The Abstinence

Elaine is dining at Monk's with her intern boyfriend Ben when she runs into her old nemesis from high school, Sue Ellen Mischke.

Woman: Carlitto's just passed out. Can anyone help?
Elaine: Well, there's a doctor right here.
Ben: No there's not.
Elaine: Can't you at least tell him what to do?
Ben: Like what?
Sue Ellen: Shouldn't he elevate his legs?
Ben: Right. Elevate your legs!

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